30 Dec 2009

Koan: A Parable

Buddha told a parable in sutra:

A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger. He fled, the tiger after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of the root of a wild vine and swung himself down over the edge. The tiger sniffed at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him. Only the vine sustained him.

Two mice, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other. How sweet it tasted!

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Deoxy will change your brain.

Remember when you were a child and you wanted the best bike? Just seems like all of a sudden cultured people are allowed to drool over 'material things' like silly clothes. I just want to put sticks in the spokes of every cyclist I see on one of these beautiful beautiful bikes.

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Sent this Tweet last night, steaming drunk.

Probably the best / worst thing I'll ever say.

24 Dec 2009

festive treats

Four films to help you relate to the wu tang clan/further you in life lessons;

The thirty-sixth chamber of shaolin,
Shaolin and Wu-Tang,
Eight diagram pole fighter,
The five deadly venoms.

I also came across this incredible sounding film, Russian Ark, by Aleksandr Sokurov. Alex, what an ambitious man 'yu' are. It has like 1000 actors, 3 live orchestras and 300 years of history and its all shot one fucking long take/the longest single shot in history. Pure fruity madness. It's probably rly famous and like 'masterpiece' status.

While we are on period pieces, why not verb Kubrick's relatively little known (despite winning 4 oscars) 'Barry Lyndon', which will soak up some long wintery hours with its sheer scale in all dimensions.

Citizen Kane is on telly on christmas day, if you like.

For some cheery festive music, Soil and Pimp Sessions. Self proclaimed 'Death Jazz'. It's so good I decided to buy this as my Dad's cimbz present. Just bear witness to this album cover;


Now witness the fitness;


Admittedly, they're the type of thing that you may enjoy on jools or glasto and then forget about, but i think they deserve more attention. just like Polar Bear do - (check pee bear's new track 'peepers' which is about "people with cheeky eyes" according to their drummer and king of the world Seb Rochford.

so thats it,

"merry fucking christmas" - Now Wave, 09

14 Dec 2009

porn

no culture to give you in this post, no real treat.
wish i had these shoes. absolute candy on my eyes...
this dog knows it too, absolute model of the year


funny.
tap dat foot boi.

folk

If a deaf man screams in the woods, does he exist?

Shit.

Listen to this cut, Shoplifter, from Hezekiah's Cure for the Common Soul Mixtape.



King Britt aka Daddy Never Sleeps put me on this via twidda. But what's the lasting imprint of this here? Ignoring the metaphor of the song, he's saying, 'in 2009, some girls shoplift'.

Let's zoom to the future, Mortal Engines style, where this joint gets picked up and analysed as being representative of this moment in time. They're going to listen to this track and be all like, yeah, this was how folk told stories in those days. They made a backing track of rhythms and talked in loose verse about what they saw. People shoplifted in those days. It would be just a little document about society in a time gone by. But, they'd missing a whole lot about hip hop for sure, right?

What are we missing when we look at older folk literature? When we read the old icelandic Sagas (cos I do that sometimes) like this one, translated by sagadb.org:

Of Aulvir Hnuf.

Audbjorn was then king over the Firthfolk; there was an earl of his named Hroald, whose son was Thorir. Atli the Slim was then an earl, he dwelt at Gaula; he had sons - Hallstein, Holmstein, and Herstein; and a daughter, Solveig the Fair. It happened one autumn that much people were gathered at Gaula for a sacrificial feast, then saw Aulvir Hnuf Solveig and courted her; he afterwards asked her to wife. But the earl thought him an unequal match and would not give her. Whereupon Aulvir composed many love-songs, and thought so much of Solveig that he left freebooting, but Thorolf and Eyvind Lambi kept it on.

Was this their hip hop? A lot of yoof are into edo period Japanese poet Basho at the minute it seems (upstart and RBMA accepted producer kidkanevil is naming his 2010 debut album Basho Basho according to his website, fer instance), so lets use him as another example;

People in the world
Hardly notice these blossoms -
Chestnuts by the eaves

Sick ed. Here's what fave film head Andrei Tarkovsky had to say about Basho's haikus;
How simply and accurately life is observed. What discipline of mind and nobility of imagination. The lines are beautiful, because the moment, plucked out and fixed, is one, and falls into infinity.
Thanks Andy. Now, was Basho hip hop? I reckon freetree would say that the rza would say that he totally was. That's it really. Was just listening to this beat tape late at night and got all googly-eyed, thinking, shit, is some kid gonna do a history report in the future on folk literature and be all like;
Folk literature was how people told stories about their day to day life. It didn't change much between the years 1000-2000AC, they just called it different things like haikus, sagas and beat tapes.
Just people passing on messages, telling stories, telling shit how it is. Hip Hop.


8 Dec 2009

fly lo

"I love you bunch of white people"

6 Dec 2009

what's the difference between me and wu?





Mi amigo Douglas Kime purchased this book for me as a birthday present. I have got well into it, and will write up a review when I have finished. I feel that the book should have a wide audience, but I would particularly recommend it to anyone who writes off the ideology of hip-hop as 'macho' and 'misogynistic' - this book will open your eyes to a whole new level of appreciation. I have since gone back and listened to the wu, especially the later albums, which now make more sense to me.

Apologies for the horrendous title of this post, couldn't resist.

5 Dec 2009

blog title & twin peaks

'always treat yourself' is a personal phrase of mine which developed from a line in David Lynch's Twin Peaks.